Hoooray!

Bowling and drinking. God invented these two things to just flow together. He decided at one point in man kinds miserable creation, that then and there we needed one of the best forms of entertainment for our selves. He thought, well it's cheap, it's easy, all they need are some balls, a few pins, and some shoes that slide.......

And then there was Bowling!

And then like Christmas, and Easter humans turned bowling into a bull shit money grabber for large corporations.

Oh, moral of the story. I went bowling last night, quarter night to be precise, and I ended up bowling the highest score of our party. Yes, a 107, now that you know how sad of a group we were, you should also know how drunk of a group we were. Need I say more? Yes! It was 25cent night, as in $2.40 a pitcher... As in, we were a bunch of drunk fucked up skunks.

Oh, the real meaning behind this is, I fell while holding a beer in my left hand and bowling the 15lb ball in my right hand, accomplishing this severe pain in my knee at the moment. But on the bright side, I did get a strike that roll!

Lastly, I had an amazing night. Not entirely because of the bowling either. I don't know why!